You can't fix stupid, as the saying goes. But you can bank on it, bet on it,
and trust in it. Sarah Palin. Need I say more? Ruben Navarette Jr can be added
to that list, as he's a fan boy of Sarah's and rants about "safe" controversies
in his articles. If you can even call them that. Of course he's a tool for CNN
but he might be just genuine enough to not be aware of it. Which strikes
me as being an extremely sad state of existance to be in. You can't really thow
a cow in any direction without hitting a protester, a politician or a perhaps a
wanna be tea partier, and there's no shortage of stumps to bellow from.
But hear me now! Change is in the wind! See my tail flappin? That's not just
methane! (this time)
Well, they are using cold weather devices now on the Eastern half of Northern
America.
Yes, that's right. The frozen oranges weren't enough. Now they have
dialed down the brrr-ometer and just to rattle nerves they fiddled with the
earthquake machine while pointing at the mid-eastern states. With a low
epicenter'd quake, tons of snow, and closed airports now; they are setting up
the dominoes. The chain reactions from these last several major global events is
proceding. And based on the goal and work required to setup the dominoes,
I can assure you there was no mistake in tipping the first one. Cows beware!
Happy Groundcow Day!
Happy Moo Year! Twenty Ten, Roger.
THEY ARE USING GLOBAL WEATHER CONTROL DEVICES TO FREEZE ORANGES IN FLORIDA!
Sure the nay-sayers will just say it's crack-pot conspiracy theory nutcake
fodder, but what more proof do you need? Lizards are falling out trees! I saw a
large yellow pimp at the mall yesterday. He was selling "things" in the
parking lot before fleeing into the distance.
So there's these two muffins in an oven, and one muffin says "Boy, it's hot in
here, huh?" and the other muffin screams "Holy Cow! A talking muffin!"
The world is filled with so much. Stupidity, hope, sadness, fear,
violence, love, information... What do you add to it? At what point
does the scale tip. If 51% of the world loves more than hates, will
it bring about a new era of peace? There is no harm in dreaming.
Have you hugged a cow today? Yesterday? Last week? Well, what are you waiting
for?
We are the sum of our actions, words and thoughts. We are who we are. I am a random
disjointed stream of collective insanity, predictably unpredictable in nature, cold surface, soft
innards, steel reserve, infinite patience and forever hopeful. Try to not lose sight of what matters,
no matter how hard it is.
